|You know what really grinds my gears?
||[Aug. 28th, 2010|03:58 am]
|||||"Jack Of All Trades" by Hot Water Music||]|
Rednecks. Now, somewhere around 3-4 years ago (around the age of 18) I couldn't handle my parents anymore. So, I left and have been bouncing around since... Anyways, while living in Gainesville, my girlfriend tells me she has an AMAZING opportunity for me in Valrico. This can be a whole 'nother entry on it's own. Anyways, I do customer service work... In a small town... In Florida. The ONLY thing more annoying than rednecks are New York transplants. I get it asshole, New York is awesome... Then go back. You know how you discuss the illegal immigration problem? "No one wants them here, they should go back.." Well no one wants your stupid, exaggerating accented, horrible driving, close to death, annoying ass down here... So take your own advice and GO BACK! Now, back to the rednecks. Stop bringing clear water bottles to spit your tobacco in into my store and leaving them on my shelves. Actually, just stay home and work on your Dale Jr. collection. Afterwards, iron your confederate flag you dipshit. Now, add to the fact that this city is so backwoods you can't even order a pizza after midnight... On a Saturday. Anyways, hopefully this post helped the few year long hiatus this place has been on. Can we get someone a little angrier than me next time?